
i am a nineteen-year-old logophile trapped in a child-
adolescent dichotomy. i'm currently on a mission to stop being a zombie. i can't force myself to eject "rumours" from my car's cd player. about 60 percent of my own posts are rooted in anxiety; the majority of the rest usually end up being about boys, words, or people i can't stand. i saw elton john when i was eight and think it's a big deal. i get terrible writer's block and complain about it a lot. i'm gonna be the next anthony bourdain, bitch. and oh yeah: i love pizza. and semicolons.